Now there is a mom who knows how to guilt the shit out of her son
“Ohh, if only you would have a baby with a woman I like I’d stop being siiick”
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Kaht's hot life: The Blog
man i love the king he’s such a fucking troll
he has legitimately everyone shitting themselves all the time and he just gives them shit and then laughs at them
talk shit (about dong yi) get hit
mmmmmm dong yi and the king are so cute wow
but the queen is really cute too oh no they should all kiss
Jang Hee Jae is like a fucking demon wow I don’t trust that dude as far as I could throw him
i swear if he goes after dong yi he gon regret
Wow Snake’s codec conversations in SSBB are rude as fuq
“Look at that pale skin, he’s been living in his brother’s shadow too long”
“Bowser? Looks like a cheap movie monster”
“How about I capture one [Yoshi] so we can see what they taste like?”
“For what? That pink marshmellow?”
“‘Wolf’. Real imaginative name.”
“Nope. Just don’t like him.”
Cover of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” on the koto and shakuhachi by Team Kozan
that shakuhachi player is really rocking it
there’s nothing I don’t love about this
This is legitimately perfect.
(via coppercosmonaut)
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
OMG IT’S BACK
(Source: secretsbest, via coppercosmonaut)
#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
yes
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
we need to get outside
(Source: internetwhore, via coppercosmonaut)
*rubs eyes*
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*scREAMS*
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